oh christmas tree oh christmas tree, how lovely are your branches
HE’LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO HATE EVERYTHING ELSE
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
um i thought he was doing a handstand on his cat
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
I wonder how many people don’t get this
But I could never forget
are you kidding
everyone knows this pun
I don’t get it.
Almost. Almost everybody
my entire worldview has now changed.
this makes life so different to me.
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.