neilnevins:

couldn’t resist

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:32pm

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:32pm

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:31pm
tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:31pm

queerliterarysuperhero:

ursxc:

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

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Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:31pm
hoodrathoodrathoochiemichael:

"Its not a game mom, its who i am"

hoodrathoodrathoochiemichael:

"Its not a game mom, its who i am"

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:29pm
abscondi:

danny devito confirmed for smash

abscondi:

danny devito confirmed for smash

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:29pm

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:27pm

Hypocrisy

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:27pm
Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:27pm

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:27pm

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:26pm
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